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{January 19, 2013}   Tv Time Friends Edition

Friends will always be one of my favorite shows even though I myself never farted around with a bunch of friends in a coffee shop.

In no particular order my favorite friends moments

Ok, I lied and this is my most favorite scene


Ross should have known better than to ask Joey for help. But then we wouldn’t have enjoyed Ross creating his sweaty baby powder paste concoction.


Foreshadowing here. Who knew that tanning would become the worldwide phenomenon it is turning millions of humans into orange ¬†humanoids. I think maybe the writers on this show were psychic’s.


Ross should have learned from his leather pants situation that he is not meant to be a trendy guy and it was going to end bad.

Only people with no souls can’t find humor in turkey heads.


This is actually a two parter. The trend was started by Joey but perfected by the anal Monica, anal is my least favorite word. Also, Joey gets his head stuck in a lot of things.



I still wish I had the guts to do this because I really, really, really, hate running.


Why did Angelina ruin all the fun? This was probably both Brad and Jennifer’s greatest performances (except for Legends of the Fall)


Ross was pretty underated and he had some of the funniest moments for instance


I’m still waiting to attain true Unagi.




I still really miss that show along with Seinfeld. Yeah, I’m easily entertained.



{May 7, 2010}   TV TIME

Crap you think you don’t need.

I once again sacrificed my own sleep to bring you the finest products known to humans and possibly those not of this world. If you are not of this world than, Welcome or, ggjsdagjojafndfsoghaj. That’s alien talk which leads us to your first product.

If there are aliens amoung us than most likely, THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU. I bet you all had no idea as you go through your sad little lives not knowing how close to death you are. It’s like that movie Final Destination, but for realsies. Everything around you wants you to f’ing DIE already. You goto open your favorite bill and ooops, YOUR DEAD.¬†

Seriously, this book will save your life when you didn’t even know your toaster wants to burn you alive. Beware.

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