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{May 12, 2010}   Poor Sad Lindsay

But I Get It



Apparently there was a recent verbal beat down between Avril and Lindsay at Chateau Marmont. I guess that’s her home as much as a hotel can be.

“Word is, the epic battle took place at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont, Lindsay’s home away from home, and it began with a simple salutation.

“Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi,” an eyewitness tells the New York Post. “But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said, ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.'”

The insults apparently sent the functionally-challenged

LiLo into a rage blackout.

“Lindsay was furious and screamed back, ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out,” recounts the spy. “They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.”

Guess the Chateau realizes which one of them is more likely to make good on her bill.”

Let me give you some words of wisdom. Daddy is never coming to save you, mine didn’t but I turned out ok (I think). Mommy and daddy are wrapped up in their own drama. There is no knight in shinning armor. Do you ever look back at  your career and wonder, “What happened to all those movie offers?” If not then you should.

I feel super bad that you got pwned by frigging Avril. Seriously? My 5 year old is more punk than that poser. She probably thinks the Sex Pistols are some kind of water gun. You are better than that. Or at least you were. Are you still somewhere in there? Let me know if you are.


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