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{January 6, 2010}   This Month’s People

Kate thinks we don’t know

The New Mullet

Those are the saddest extensions I’ve ever seen and they didn’t use enough. It pretty much looks like the new and improved mullet, not sexy. She should have consulted with extension Dr. Ken Paves but it looks like she went down to Sally’s and got her some of those Paris extensions.Even the, Real Houswives Or Orange County are laughing at those.

I do enjoy the picture for the secrets of, The Jersey Shore, pic. What’s the secret other than lots of hair gel and spray tan?

And poor, Elina, she looks like she wants to kill someone and she probably does. I’m sure I’ll read it.

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{January 6, 2010}   The Daily Bale

Bale-Bale

The Bale that started it all



{January 6, 2010}   That Shit Is Bananas

C-O-C-A-I-N-E

Have you ever eaten a banana and then decided it would be better with some cocaine? Well now you are in luck. I think cocaine bananas would be good in a protein shake. Actually, they were in plantains which means I think I want some plantanos fritos for lunch.

MADRID (Reuters) – Spanish police have uncovered at least 25 kilos of heroin hidden in boxes of plantains destined for the shelves of Madrid supermarkets, local media reported on Sunday.

A worker at the low-cost Lidl supermarket found a brick of the drug as he unloaded a box of the fruit, which is related to the banana, on Saturday morning, El Mundo newspaper said.

Police were alerted and hunted around all the Lidl branches in the Madrid region as well as the main city market. Sniffer dogs found up to 25 packets of the drug.

“Two or three police cars came and they went straight to the bananas to search them,” an employee at one Lidl branch told El Mundo.

Lidl withdrew all the plantains, which had come from Ivory Coast and Ecuador, from its shops, the newspaper said. Lidl representatives could not be reached for comment.

(Reporting by Nigel Davies; Editing by Angus MacSwan)



{January 6, 2010}   Favorite Musicals

least they’re mine

West Side Story.

It’s a simple story about a girl named, Maria and a boy named, Tony. Caught in between two worlds and snappy jazz dancing, the star crossed lovers just want to be together, somewhere there’s a place for them. But it’s not to be. It makes you want to go crazy, cool, snap happy.

Of course the accents are pretty bad. I grew up with a billion Puerto Rican’s and not one of them sounded like that. Roman Maroney sounded more Puerto Rican than this group.

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{January 6, 2010}   Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood

The wedding you never wanted to see happen.

I’m sure this will work out? Supposedly the tantrum prone singer and Dita clone are engaged. I have a feeling they are not going to register at, Crate and Barrel. They previously broke up and his response was,

Someone said to me, “Okay, I want to be with you until I die.” And then they gave up. I was at the point in my life where I was like, “Okay, let’s die, but I tell you what, I’m going to kill you first, because I don’t trust you.”

My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn’t speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. And I did have an experience where I was struggling to deal with being alone and being forsaken and being betrayed by putting your trust in one person, and making the mistake of that being the wrong person. And that’s a mistake that everyone can relate to. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her that day — I called 158 times — I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands.

Yeah, so he sounds totally stable. Why wouldn’t you want to marry that guy? I wonder if the groom will wear black lipstick?



{January 6, 2010}   Fash-On and Fash-Off

Would you wear it?

 

This was for the Sherlock Holmes premiere in, NYC. isn’t it, Febuary and wouldn’t her lady parts freeze in this? At least her underwear match, so there’s that. Somebody forgot to give her the rest of her outfit.

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie, New Year’s Eve Party

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{January 6, 2010}   Book Review

Stephen King, Under The Dome

 

All I had to see was that Stephen King had a new book and I was in. We were not a literary family so I had only two choices of books to read when I graduated to chapter books. Romance or horror novels. After reading a few of the romance novels I decided that’s not how my love life was going down and picked up my first Steven King book, Carrie.  I’ve been a oyal reader since then.

At first glance you may be scared because it’s over 1000 pages long and has a map and character key, don’t be. I finished  it in 2 days and one sleepless night. But I have no life.

What I liked about it

It was like coming home to an old friend and I like his writing style. There were some familiar towns. And if you read enough king novels you will never move to the towns, Derry or Castle Rock. It’s filled with kiler clowns, alien poisoned grounds, and various dimension traveling portholes. So stay far away.

And also his love of the 50’s. I get it. If I was a good enough writer my books would be filled with 80’s references.

The characters were well though out and there was the main bastard who has cronie bastards who you just hope have horrible deaths. The characters were well thought out and you really have a hard time putting the book down. Or at least I did.

What I didn’t like

I was dissapointed by the ending. It just ends and you never know what happens afterwards. After taking the journey I was hoping to find out what happens to our hero’s. Nothing.

Other than that I give it a huge, hell yeah.

Basically it’s a story about a cute town that is literaly cut off from the rest of the world by a huge dome and what happens in the town in the days following. I’ll tell you what happens, MUUUUUUUUUUUURDEEEEER.




This to me seems like the most random group of folks, EVER! I am not sure how this shit will go down but I wonder if Brett will have some of his past “girlfriends” help him sell cupcakes. Prepare for bitch fights galore. And more spectacular toupee’s.


{January 5, 2010}   Long Time, No Blog

Due to the recent implosion of, Thundersquee.com, I am back to party of 1 blogging. I shall miss the ladies of that site but understand that they need to move on and things were not working for everyone.

Sorry to our loyal readers and I’m just as sad. I do not know any details as to what happened, just the outcome. Thundersquee.com, is no more. Unless I hear different but so far I’ve not heard peep squat.

I do feel lucky to have written with some very smart and witty people. And thanks to the brave souls who edited my sorry ass. I’m gramatically challenged and content to be so. So here I am once again, blogging with myself, uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. But I still love them all dearly. And on that note, a song that sums up my feelings.



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