Ultra Tech 3000, Bargain Beaver Vibrator; Do you really want to skimp when it comes to the big, O? And the caveat really made me chortle, “please note that any ”bargain-style” product will almost always be constructed from moderate-quality components. Oh my, where exactly are they getting these moderate quality components? I hope they don’t contain any lead.
Karma Sutra Pleasure Balm; It reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld. “Who told you to use a balm?, Do you know what a balm does”‘ “Nobody knows what a balm does”. I don’t think I can use a balm now because I can’t be sure exactly what will happen.
Men’s Waterproof Pleasure Smoke-Wand; What the hell, it smokes? That and it looks like a jack hammer. I don’t know if I were a dude if I’d like that near my p-spot. And how can you be sure it’s, “Waterproof”. Do you want to be the one who gets the faulty Smoke-Wand and is found in the bathtub with a pleasure wand up your bum? What would your mother say?
First Timer Vibrators; Hell to the no. This thing looks like, Hello Kitty. I do not want to put something near my lady business that looks like a childhood friend. It looks so innocent and cute. How could you look at it and then kill it in the face like that? You monsters.So, now I’m in no better position than before but I sure have had fun. And I think I would like to name vibrators as a job. The crazier the name, the better it will sell. Enjoy your; “Bang A Dong, Get It On, Vibrator”. It’s, simply irresistible. That one is for the fans of the 80’s.
I guess I could go with a dinner and a movie? It’s not as fun as my basket full of, “Discreetly packaged”, goodies. But, I should have a back up in case someone is not interested in anal ease or booty wipes. Ungrateful.
hilarious!! do you even want to call a man who likes a smoking jackhammer in the ass your husband?
i don’t think so.
Hey, I got your e-mail and I just got how you got my e-mail. The required e-mail is not hidden from you. (I wanted the “from you” to be in italics, but I don’t know how you manage to do that.)
Anyhow, what is a p-spot? And, crap, why do I find you so endearing?
PS
That Hello Kitty sex toy will keep me from saying hello to my kitty for at least a month.
PPS
That T-Rex vibrator will sell well. It will be Bollan’ (Balling? No? I tried.)
See, iln, never say I don’t stalk you. And ps, the p spot is in the area where the men have the buttseks.
You’re right, I do not want a man that need a jackhammer in the prostate. I can’t compete with that.
You were with me on Feb. 10, and I am a very older lady, and we did subdued, mellow activities. I am the world’s best alibi.
Hey girl- Saw your post from yesterday on Molly about ANTM- I replied back but don’t know if you’ll check it and I know how important info like this is, so I wanted to make sure you heard-
ANTM is doing these recap shows of the past season before Cycle 10 begins I think on Feb 27. Each episode has a theme like “worst meltdowns”- its pretty fabulous. Last week we got to see Shady and all her cheating glory.
Hi, it’s me dollie.
I got my oldest adult daughter a “kamasutra” styled kit for valentine’s day.
A friend of mine was having one of those in home parties that tupperware made famous and equitable back in the day. My friend needed to get to a certain dollar amount, the pressure was ON, and I am retired from dating. That was my delimma. Why did the broad invite me to a “pleasure” party when she knows my situation? That’s like inviting a diabetic to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. MESSED UP. I bought some things for my adult daughter, and gave her specific instructions that she and her boyfriend, who also lives in my house, may not use these things while I was home. No rubbing salt or lemon juice in my wounds. Was that comment too long?
Ok, why in the sam hell am I so damn late to the game?! Grrr… I was just sitting here and I said to myself, ” Self, click on the blue names on Mollygood and see what happens.” Holy ball’s ya’ll.
Finally. OMG, what does a person have to do. Go here please. Gahhhh.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HagsRUs/